Cuter and smaller bananas were not invented for eating but for photography and uploading photos of the new bananas so other people will buy cuter and smaller bananas to upload photos and not feel left out and maybe someone will see my photo send me a message that reads hey, I like those bananas, they are very small and cute and then I will think to myself I have a friend now so non-functional bananas are a really good thing for the world so won’t think about the carbon footprint required for the transportation of the new fruits rotting on my kitchen counter which is bare of many common kitchen appliances but hope to buy those types of cooking aids one day and hope that if I lie about contracting a blood disease that sounds lethal my new friend will send me another message like hey, wow really sorry about your blood disease, I would hug you if it weren’t for distance because then I won’t feel so bad that I made up a blood disease because the world is good and allows inventions that are not functional but necessary for happiness even if that happiness lasts a few minutes.