My television is full of puppets and puppets want to tell you every goddamn thing about everything.
The gun safety puppets were singing about trigger locks and now part of their song is in my head. I can’t sleep with the trigger lock song in my head. I don’t even remember all of the words.
♫ watch out for those loose ka-booms ♪
♪ when guns are in the room ♫
I hate the part of the song that I can remember. And I know there is a lot more of the song that I don’t remember. I hate that too.
I want a television with less puppets inside.